Vanilla Prep

Hiding all of your alternative lifestyle paraphernalia when preparing to have vanilla guests over who would be shocked by your personal life.

My parents are coming to visit so I better do Vanilla Prep and hide the sex toys and take the group sex websites off the web history.

by Veronica10 March 22, 2009

vancouver maneuver

Tucking one's erect member into ones waistband to avoid detection whilst in public.

My date with that really hot girl would have gone bad if it weren't for the Vancouver maneuver.

by M. Miller May 6, 2008

vancouver island

gods gift of beautiful scenery on the west coast, home to hippies on the small islands of denmanand hornby and weed growers alike plus a large population of hicks on upper vancouver island around the comox valley and surrounding areas. Being on the west coast yields more rain on vancouver island than the rainforest during a monsoon season and the combination of that rain and the limestone landscape makes vancouver island a rich karst region with an estimated 2000 or so caves to be discovered. The island is also a place to find some amazing scuba diving and artifical reefs such as 2 sunken battleships near the city of nanaimo. The island boast a rich variety of beaches, rivers, lakes, mountains and skiing, campsites, fishing, and plenty of protected parks making it a beautiful place to call home.

"when i die i hope i go to heaven"
"well its only a short ferry ride to vancouver island....."

by diggy mcdigster May 24, 2008

vanilla dom

(n.) - A vanilla dom, sometimes referred to as a “vanilla top” or “vanilla dom top,” is a dominant subtype in the BDSM lexicon. It’s usually associated withIn the gay male community, but not exclusively. Vanilla doms are generally characterized by sexual arousal and identity related to dominant behavior, sexual top position and traditional sexual roles within the gender binary. What makes them unique to the broader LGBT/BDSM community is their openness to monogamy and trend to a more heteronormative approach to relationships and life. They’re generally attracted submissive, smooth, younger partners. While it’s not absolute, generally they avoid classic (clamps, paddles, chains) BDSM gear, multiple partners, circuit parties, PNP, etc. Often they are high earners and avoid drugs and alcohol and value fitness, health and industriousness.

Look at that fit daddy. He must be a vanilla dom.

by woolfgunphotobooth August 27, 2020

Vanilla Push Pop

The uncircumsized penis of a caucasion male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.

Doug picked up a chick at the bar and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Vanilla Push Pop until he blew his load.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

vance joy

An incredibly amazing singer known for his hit single "Riptide". He's also hot as hell and tall and can sweep up as many bitches as necessary.

Person 1: "Hey I love this song! Who sang it?"

Person 2: "Oh this is Vance Joy... yeah he's an amazing singer and he's also Australian... damn what I would do to get into bed with him!"

by sagethegemini November 18, 2014

vanilla with sprinkles

A vanilla with sprinkles person is someone who isn't exactly kinky or vanilla meaning they either vary or are somewhere in between.

"Im more of a vanilla with sprinkles, im into threesomes but i draw the line at blindfolds"

by actually batman October 22, 2017