pristine vagine

1. An STD free female sexual organ.
2. The elite class of vaginas.
3. First class vag.
4. A vagina so clean, you could eat off of it.

Example 1:
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.

Example 2:
Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"

Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."

by Squid and Flounder April 21, 2010

vagindelbar

When you crop your pubic hair into a handlebar moustache!

hey! have you ever seen my freshly groomed vagindelbar???

by Brooks Mormando February 2, 2007

vaginelly

When a woman's belly fat merges with her vagina creating a large blob in her crotch.

The lady's pants can barely contain her vaginelly!

by IT&TCF March 9, 2011

vagine and dash

The fine art of hitting it and quitting it

I went to suzys and pulled a vagine and dash

by alerpinsky April 14, 2015

vagineric

Basic bitch. Trifling hoe. Basic.

I didn't take that girl home, because she was Vagineric.

by Captain Octopus May 18, 2016

Vaginerror

The act of accidentally penetrating the wrong hole during sex.

When Otis's girlfriend was mad at him for trying to have anal sex with her, he explained that he didn't mean it, it was a vaginerror.

by Wes with one "s". May 4, 2017

Vaginegar

1) - A sour liquid reminiscent of battery acid and old sauerkraut that results from the fermentation of stale crotch dungeon juices.

As I attempted to go down on her, the corrosive fog of vaginegar wafting from her crotch dungeon began to peel away the outer layer of my cornea.

by Wang Dangler December 7, 2019