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Your uncle tonight

Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
*It's raining and you're changing clothes*

Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?

Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.

You: Get the fuck out of here!

Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!

Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
by gayishomo March 6, 2019
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Tonita

Tonita is hyper when with friends but not so much when around other people. She loves food and fashion. Really pretty but even prettier attitude. Best Dancer ever! Great smile! Best Frind Jessica.
Hey Tonita can you help me?

sure!
by Samantha Cocks January 12, 2012
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Toni

Toni is a very hot person. He is very nice and handsome. He is blessed by God with an very big Dick. He could fuck any girl that he wants and anything else that he wants.
He is so Toni
by Uero November 21, 2020
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Toni-Lynn

Not to be confused with Toni, Toni-Lynn is not a wannabe whore or a insult from the disco-era. Combination of the name Toni and Lynn. Literal meaning, Praiseworthy Waterfall.
"What's your middle name?"
"I don't have one."
"I thought it was Lynn?"
"No, Toni-Lynn is my first name"
by isreallysuperawesome January 20, 2009
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Dinner tonight?

When you and your bbf wanna go out to dinner but...I guess one is "too busy" to go. Or...the fact that you annoy the shit out of him and he doesn't wanna spend another second with you.
"Hey dinner tonight?"
"Nope."
"The D's?"
"Still no."
by jake and amir 4 eva February 17, 2010
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Jizz and tonic

2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017
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toni

is a very pretty girl is sweet at times she is very overprotective when it comes to people she loves if you do anything to someone she loves she will take your kneecaps
*why is she upset??
*I hear sum guy hut her friend
* she so has to be a tonie
by idkidc123 June 13, 2019
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