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Two Pretty Best Friends

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life
Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".
by bigphatcoochie October 29, 2020
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two ghosts

two closeted gay men who sing and write songs for each other.
"Those two ghosts got tattoos for each other. Can they be any more obvious?" said Jim.
by genericlarrie May 18, 2017
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two bros

Chillin in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re NOT gay
The two bros, are relaxing in the heated pool. 60 inches away from each other because they are heterosexual.
by SpongeCake90 June 13, 2018
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two trucks having sex

it was the best song, it is the best song and will forever be the best song (unless it gets a sequel)
two trucks having sex
two trucks having sex
my muscles, my muscles
involuntarily flex.
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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Team Defense Fort Two

Team defense fort two is the ultimate video activated game experience for the best video gameing interwebsite, mater cum. it is curate by volvo gameso and is funey. you have emots like russain dance, ahwaii dance, america disco, and paper paper scisrock. you can also play as nicolas cage but hes not nicoal cagg.* You hav e the hats and then you giot the boom boom pow stick like, guns, explosive, and fire. and there hats**. stay cool and always rememboar

I am being held hostage in a cellar in vermont pls help.
me; favorite gaem
friends: wot m8 you fucking *falls asleep*

me: a dammit buggin wanker face poopoo head

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two trucks

"Hey, have you heard the song Two Trucks?"

"You mean the one that talks about two trucks having sex?"
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 21, 2021
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Adding your two cents

To add your opinion in a discussion or a topic that's usually unrelated to you.
James and John was having a debate about who's smarter? their mom said " I am" James replied thanks mom for adding your two cents.
by Jaye_$upreme October 6, 2016
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