sandal-wearing goldfish tenders

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'

The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

by brwhizz May 23, 2009

Tenderbender

A person (in most cases a man) who acts rough and/or lustful in public, but when in sexual intercourse, is tender and caring. It can also be used vice versa.

At first I though John was going to pound me, but he turned out to be a total tenderbender

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

Tenderoni girl

They way men truly love there women to be. Sittin home in there clothes. But can dime up. Cooks, cleans, and men love to spoil. Trustworthy and she puts just the same amount effort into the relationship.! 50/50

I got a tenderoni girl.

by It’s me 55 February 8, 2021

tender bud

An aroused nipple

When I heard about Harry Styles third album coming out, I got a case of tender buds.

by The whole dewniverse March 6, 2022

Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.

Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!

by Nobli May 30, 2022

hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010

Tendies

Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.

Person 1: I heard that xXAsianDr4g0nxX420 cashed out his AMC shares after yesterday's run.
Person 2: Wow he must be swimming in Tendies right now!

by SgtScoots February 25, 2021