Yul Brynner with a turtleneck 

An uncircumcised penis.

Pepe; "Hey John?"

John: "What's up Pepe?"

(Pepe is urinating behind a tree on the golf course)

Pepe; "Come over here and check out Yul Brynner with a turtleneck!"

Yul Brynner with a turtleneck by gamisiking August 6, 2016

Pink Turtleneck 

(noun): A southern euphemism for vagina, like "pocketbook." Also it is important not to air dry your pink turtleneck as it can cause it to mold up and grow yeast, so only pat it dry instead.

Credits: Selena L., Kristy C., Janice D., Kate P.

Girl 1: "Hey girl! I'm so itchy down there today!"

Girl 2: "Ah. You must have air dried your pink turtleneck again. Didn't anyone ever tell you air drying makes it mold and yeast up?"

Girl 2: "It's all in the patting I tell you!"

Girl 1: "Oh like this?" *pats her turtleneck vigorously*

Girl 2: "Yep. See you're a natural!"

Girl 1: "Wow I'm so good at this" *continues to rub feverently*

Girl 2: "Okay you can stop now."

Girl 1: "No I should keep practicing. You can help me if you'd like."

Pink Turtleneck by CLYLPNY May 25, 2012

Swiss Turtleneck 

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts make a "turtleneck" over the man's neck

Brandon: "Dude, i just got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice, dude!"

Swiss Turtleneck by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010

Sacramento Turtleneck

When a male takes a "turtlehead" poking out his bunghole and draws the collar of a turtleneck on his partner.

She was complaining of being cold all evenin, so eventually I just gave her my Sacramento Turtleneck>

Sacramento Turtleneck by the straw that stirs the drink March 24, 2009

baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.

"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"

baby's first turtleneck by GOFS February 4, 2010

Factory Tight Turtleneck

A euphemism for the vagina of a woman that has never had children.

Well, she had a factory tight turtleneck if you get my drift

Factory Tight Turtleneck by rocket69 August 3, 2010

barbie turtleneck 

when you shove a barbie doll so far up your ass only the head sticks out

I lost my dildo so I gave myself a barbie turtleneck

barbie turtleneck by sickfuckingsickboy February 1, 2010