by joel_w August 11, 2012
Get the Turdasaurus mug.A rest room encounter in which two stalled bathroom attendees are both faced with a desire to NOT beat the opposing attendee to the finish line (often called the flush line).
The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.
A rare phenomenon called a Turdament occurs when neither stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.
The Turdament winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.
The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.
A rare phenomenon called a Turdament occurs when neither stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.
The Turdament winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.
Hey Tim, you'll never believe how long I had to sit and wait before I won a Turdament today. My lower intestine was more uncomfortable than a lengthy pelvic examination performed by a man with two wooden hands.
by unitedstains September 12, 2013
Get the Turdament mug.it's tacky or messy, an untidy person, as in really just so messy, Its a nice way of telling someone they are clumsy and untidy.
It's kinda indescribable in any other way. Like you're such a taddak, if you cannot see the floor because of the mess. Or when someone repeatedly spills stuff.
by ifitdidntexistitshoulve December 14, 2014
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by downpourpillager October 1, 2016
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To update someone via text.
Used when future events are uncertain and friends and family will need updates.
To update someone via text.
Used when future events are uncertain and friends and family will need updates.
Mom:
Text me as soon as you get there.
Kid:
Okay, I will tupdate you!
Fred: I want to know when the baby comes
Grandma Franny: Okay I will call you
Fred: NO GRANDMA. I will be in a meeting just tupdate me.
Grandma: Just what???
Text me as soon as you get there.
Kid:
Okay, I will tupdate you!
Fred: I want to know when the baby comes
Grandma Franny: Okay I will call you
Fred: NO GRANDMA. I will be in a meeting just tupdate me.
Grandma: Just what???
by Chad Sherman June 15, 2017
Get the Tupdate mug.the most disgusting and perverted name to call a vagina. It is one of the biggest insults you can call a woman, so be careful when you say it and who you say it to. Many women will report you for harassment if you so as mouth the words "tudduly."
by chummisfum March 30, 2021
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