Two pees and a tripod 

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!

Two pees and a tripod by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011

The Tripod 

The Tripod is a Scottish myth of three wild girls so finely in tune with one another that they evolved into one fierce being. The legend goes that they walk the streets of Glasgow under cover of darkness, hunting for parties and unsuspecting victims on whom they bestow their unbelievable chat. The Tripod is said to have such vulgar patter that once this hunt for a party is over, they lie dormant for hours in their own filth, repeatedly cracking the same jokes and laughing maniacally. Be warned - this beast is capable of drawing in even the most sane, sensible and resistant person. You will love it against all better judgment.

The Tripod has left the party - party over.

The Tripod by dr_baws March 11, 2010

the tripod 

3 close friends that have know each other for a long time and have such a unique bond that they form a group. These friends are elite to all other people to the point where people bow to them. This friendship is consider to be the highest honor.

Friend 1: hey when we getting the tripod together
Friend 2: me and friend 3 are waiting on you to get over here.

Other people:
Other person 1: I am not worthy of your presence.
The tripod: its ok you may stand

the tripod by ben pheltersnatch May 26, 2010

The tripod 

The most badass people you'll ever meet. Keep your girls away from them they'll take em.

The tripod walked down the street the guys bowed the girls drooled.

The tripod by Emptytheclip11 May 23, 2009

Inverted tripod 

One of the most deadly and complex sex positions ever. Anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. The man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect penis form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his ass. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding.

Blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you'll end up like me

other kid: what happened?

Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod

other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?

Inverted tripod by raptorjesus99 August 16, 2009

tommy tripod

Used to describe the penis of a man by the name of Thomas, also known as Tommy. The penis of a Thomas is abnormally large, and often mistaken for an extra limb. This gives the appearance of three legs, resembling a tripod stand for a camera.

Damn, look Thomas S. over there. I fantasize about him in bed. I've heard he has a tommy tripod!

Thomas looks like he would have a tommy tripod, but in reality he has the smallest dick to mankind.

tommy tripod by CONTRABANDAZALEA January 7, 2018

The Buckden Tripod 

Leo

Call leo the buckden tripod cause of his third leg

The Buckden Tripod by GeorgeLovesC*ck March 13, 2022