truefact

Something that is true. So true in fact, that it is a fact. Usually used to admit you're wrong.

"Dude, she is a total slut..."
"Guy, she didn't even sleep with anyone."
"Truefact... But still."

by Qkvllzx January 5, 2010

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treefaller

1. Someone who falls out of a tree
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.

3. A cool person

If you are ever in a tree, relaxing and then you fall off, you are a treefaller.

If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.

by purplepigeon27 March 9, 2011

Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

by Jilly bones January 1, 2019

Tweefault

Like a default picture on any other social-networking site, but since Twitter is just that cool, it has a different name for your default picture. Behold, a "tweefault."

I know, but don't hate. My Tweefault is the cutest!

by SydTheKeeed July 14, 2011

treeball

hairy ball that falls from a coconut or palm tree. white milky inside. hurts when it hits you. treeballs kill more people than sharks, but less people than boring speeches. people drink treeballs as a substitute to milk. they also use treeball shells as bowls, shovels or cups for football.

thanks to my treeball cup, my balls are okay.

my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.

treeballs are kept high in the tree.

wow, what big treeballs!

by andrew104 June 5, 2012

tresfapping

1. jerkin it in someone else's shower, especially girlfriend's, room, personal property, etc.

2. masturbating or having a great time by oneself in or on a public or private property. trespassing must be a prosecutable offense whilst and wherever the pleasuring occurs in order for the term to apply.

I let Corey stay the night, big mistake. He tresfapped all over the bathroom. I even had to clean my damn mirrors. Does he do this often?

Corey got arrested for tresfapping again; he was in his ex's backyard this time. I guess you could call him a serial tresfapper.

by wiseboo May 15, 2014