anal trapezoid

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped

Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.

by Official if Tony September 21, 2022

traded mixtapes

a way to say you had intercourse for dainty people who don't like to say "fuck" or "fucking" often

Sorry I am late. I traded mixtapes this morning and it was extended play.

by Audrey El November 22, 2005

cry of a trapped turd

The nasty ass stench that emits from yo ass when you fart with a loaded chamber.

My ex tried to hold it back in that nasty ass. When all of a....Holy shit! That smells like the cry of a trapped turd.

by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007

Tragedy hipster

A person who belittles or shames someone's attempts at showing their support or compassion for a tragic world event because the event itself is too mainstream.

Tragedy hipster facebook post example: "Good work, all of you who changed your facebook pictures to a Frech Flag, what about the tragedy in Beirut? You are all horribly racist and ignorant and terrible people."

(Credit: Josh Zepps on the Joe Rogan podcast ep.726)

by Adonji February 27, 2016

tongue-traced

to trace with ones tongue specific parts of a lovers anatomy

Ally longed to have her butterfly tattoo, which fluttered on her right shoulder blade, tongue traced by Andy when she wrote to him while he slept, "So..I know you won't read this til later. .or even tomorrow. ..and perhaps that's giving me the courage to write. ..
I have an incredible craving for my tattoo to be tongue-traced. ..
And kissed...
An incredible craving for my body to be pleasured. .."

by Fuzzypanda May 14, 2014

bittersweet tragedy

A song by Melanie Martinez that was released in 2016. It is also the fourth song on her Dollhouse EP.

Bittersweet Tragedy is such a depressing song.

by Another Girl On The Web September 2, 2020

Gap Year Tragedy

The average student enlightened by the insight afforded by global travel to the extent of cringeworthy personality renovation.

Guy 1- Man, I saw John after he got back after his 12 months in South America- bobble hat, dreadlocks and all.

Guy 2 - I heard it was 'jean-pierre' these days

Guy 1 - What a gap year tragedy

by Clactoner November 30, 2009