tourching

the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty.

I was tourching that man

by dictonaryboy May 25, 2023

Touching Tails

How the avatar people have sex.

Guy1: Jake and Neytiri totally touched tails during that sex scene.
Guy2: Yeah I saw there were totally touching tails.

by beaver bandit9 December 28, 2009

tummy touching

Some perverted thing that vanilla people do. You sensually place your hand on the stomach of your lover, hand under their shirt in order to keep the affair private. It is an erotic exchange of tummies and touch.

I like tummy touching my one true love because his tummy is cute and cuddly and he's hung.

by Anthonysummer October 4, 2017

touthing

the "engrish" word for touching

tour guide: No touthing please.
kid: can we touch?
tour guide: Well there is not sign that says no touching, so i suppose that it's ok.
kid: *touches all the artifacts and breaks everything*
tour guide: at least he's not touthing anything

by Gretchin Lorel June 17, 2009

touching cloth

When the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing.

I'm sorry your Majesty, I may have to leave abruptly as I'm touching cloth...

by Surgeon_General and Steed April 26, 2003

Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.

Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!

by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009

touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.

"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"

by Papi' August 3, 2005