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I got touched

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!
by Vetrotek April 18, 2023
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getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
by TimboG April 30, 2006
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top ten worst balls ive touched

number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses
damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?
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get touched

Get touched

"Got touched and left blood"

- from a gang song I heard onetime
by Queenmoob September 10, 2018
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plane-touched

a more accurate term for 'touched'.
Outside the realms of our existence lie the Planes; and to be 'touched' by them is to have a true gift.
by planarianzero February 22, 2003
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dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.
Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!
by kanaryellow October 29, 2014
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Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.
SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!
by DaWordCat August 8, 2022
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