Tobeying

the act of inundating a person's facebook with pictures of Tobey Macquire

Mark: So what should we do today to annoy Ellen?
Joey: Tobeying!

by illumigaudy May 22, 2014

Tobeoholic

Someone that is addicted to cigarettes.

That's his 10th cigarette in the past hour, he's such a tobeoholic!

by Yung Mootla February 7, 2019

Tobel

Tobel is a boy’s name. People with the name Tobel are usually quite intelligent, good looking and athletic people. They are the definition of an alpha male and should be treated like a God.

Marius: Damn who’s that guy over there?
Jacob: That’s Tobel, he the whole package isn’t he?
Sean: Yeah we should really be kneeling for him rn.

by Fuck Cullen September 1, 2020

Touie

The most sexiest woman in Texas! She has all the drip like you commoners could never have.

Touie my beloved, you are so scumbadilicious.

by keiththesun March 12, 2021

Tobey

Kindest most sweet guy you know. Tends to be quite but once you get to know him it’s like everything is okay. He’s good at making people laugh, and making his girl smile. His girl isn’t a hoe because he knows he’s too good to deal with that. He can be protective over is friends or girl but he does it out of his heart. Tobey is the best guy.

Hoe 1 “Omg did you see how sweet mason is?”
Hoe 2 “yaaaaaas he’s SUCH a Tobey”

by Fattymagatty June 3, 2019

Toben

A toben is a haircut one can choose in the game of Maple Story. Having a toben in real life would mean you have an ugly bowl-type haircut where it seems you have been wearing a toque for a long duration of time. Having a toben can lead to being made fun of, being called ugly, etc.

Mehad: Dude, that guy's hair is so weird.. what is that?
Usman: It's a toben, I feel sorry for him.

by Diabba September 8, 2011

Texas toupee

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.

No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.

by Talmanes December 9, 2008