A unit of excrement that forms a bulbous shape, which comes out large end first, causing pain in a short sharp burst.
'You Ok in there?'
'Shit no man, this Ass Turnip is ragging my asshole something rotten'
'What were doing last nite? You were pretty late man!'
'Got caught on the bog, was getting pretty reluctant to unleash this Ass Turnip'
'Shit no man, this Ass Turnip is ragging my asshole something rotten'
'What were doing last nite? You were pretty late man!'
'Got caught on the bog, was getting pretty reluctant to unleash this Ass Turnip'
by RobMan2008 May 26, 2009
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Becoming high on marijuana or "turning up". Using illegal drugs to drift off into space and go to the moon. The user will be laughing a lot and making no sense.
by TheJalen July 18, 2013
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I mean you can use it in any context whether good or bad.
1) When you're realy happy about something
2) When you're angry about something
3) When you're well pissed off at someone
I mean you can use it in any context whether good or bad.
1) When you're realy happy about something
2) When you're angry about something
3) When you're well pissed off at someone
1) omg i love you! you're such a Turniphead!!!!
2)oh fuck off you Turniphead!
3) omg i got more maths hw. Mr. Smith is such a turniphead!
2)oh fuck off you Turniphead!
3) omg i got more maths hw. Mr. Smith is such a turniphead!
by Jstar! May 20, 2007
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As thick as the root vegetable, has nothing useful to say and as interesting as digging one out of the ground!
As thick as the root vegetable, has nothing useful to say and as interesting as digging one out of the ground!
by argyle-ive July 7, 2004
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"That girl has the personality of a turnip, she doesn't even like family guy!"
"She's turning her boyfriend into a turnip too, he never comes out anymore"
"She's turning her boyfriend into a turnip too, he never comes out anymore"
by nomoreturnipspls September 30, 2011
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