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Ass Turnip

A unit of excrement that forms a bulbous shape, which comes out large end first, causing pain in a short sharp burst.
'You Ok in there?'

'Shit no man, this Ass Turnip is ragging my asshole something rotten'

'What were doing last nite? You were pretty late man!'
'Got caught on the bog, was getting pretty reluctant to unleash this Ass Turnip'
by RobMan2008 May 26, 2009
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turnips

when someone has very big nipples that are like mountains on the chest
wow scott! youve got some big turnips!
by timmy and jimmmy July 6, 2011
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Turnip

Becoming high on marijuana or "turning up". Using illegal drugs to drift off into space and go to the moon. The user will be laughing a lot and making no sense.
"We ate the turnips."
"Thank the lord for turnip farmers."
"Lets go smoke some turnips."
by TheJalen July 18, 2013
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Turniphead

THE coolest word ever.
I mean you can use it in any context whether good or bad.
1) When you're realy happy about something
2) When you're angry about something
3) When you're well pissed off at someone
1) omg i love you! you're such a Turniphead!!!!
2)oh fuck off you Turniphead!
3) omg i got more maths hw. Mr. Smith is such a turniphead!
by Jstar! May 20, 2007
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fell off the turnip truck

Dumb. Stupid. Implying that you've been isolated from the world (on a turnip farm).
He understands what you're saying. It's not as though he just fell off the turnip truck.
by Shminka May 28, 2016
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turnip

Derogatory name for a Bristol City supporter.
As thick as the root vegetable, has nothing useful to say and as interesting as digging one out of the ground!
You didn't get promoted again???
When will you turnip inbreds ever learn?
by argyle-ive July 7, 2004
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Turnip

A person with a humorless, lifeless and ignorant personality. One who does not tolerate anything silly or fun. Rude and anti-social, often controlling of people who do not conform to be as much of a boring, flavorless turnip as they are.
"That girl has the personality of a turnip, she doesn't even like family guy!"

"She's turning her boyfriend into a turnip too, he never comes out anymore"
by nomoreturnipspls September 30, 2011
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