tootsie roll critical number 

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

tootsie roll critical number by rudog September 8, 2005

tootsie pop 

another name for a teenie weenie peeny, or penis. has bee linked particularly to those named alonzo

With meat curtains opened wide she said I cant feel your tootsie pop

tootsie pop by big momma May 2, 2005

tootsie pop 

When a man Jizzums in a girls butt crack, allows it to harden then procedes to lick it all up only using his tounge, thus getting to the center of her chocolate tootsie pop.

Last night I came in a girls butt crack and this other girl licked it out like a tootsie pop

tootsie pop by Dan Scragg July 28, 2006

Tootsie Roll Syndrome 

Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.

Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?

Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.

Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?

Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.

Tootsie Roll Syndrome by TheKosherLoaf April 29, 2011

tootsie roll

foot sex

Kick off your shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll.

tootsie roll by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016

Tootsie Rolled 

Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

Or

Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.

Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.

Tootsie Rolled by Papua New Guinea Pig August 13, 2011

tootsie roll

When a male/female eats a turd that has been stuck in between someones ass cheeks for weeks.

Charles: I heard that Victoria girl ate Xavier's tootsie roll he's been savin to had out on trick or treat.

Ben: Man I'm jelous, i really wanted a taste!

Charles: Me too!!

tootsie roll by check121231234 October 20, 2010