Telemiscommunication

Having trouble with telecommunication

*Via the phone*
Hey, hows your day been?
Hey, ho- no sorry you first.
What? can't hear you...
Hold on... Anyways. You were saying?
Oh, the delay's quite bad...
Wow, telemiscommunications.

by R530er October 13, 2014

Teema

A girl who is loved, caressed, and is sassy too! Also as sweet as honey!

"Dude,did you see that chick?!?!?! She is SUCH a Teema! I love her, but i am not sure she'll fall for me man."

by Harry Potter Geek May 3, 2017

telemarketer

A person with the shittiest job on the planet. Some make decent money, some make nothing, all are annoying as hell. Buy stuff from them so they can afford a happy meal.

I can't make commission because no one likes telemarketers. So quit being a jerk and buy whatever it is I'm selling, then cancel after we hang up.

by yours_truly June 25, 2008

treemo

treemo stands for tree hugger emo.it is a cross between a hippy and emo.it is steadily increasing as a trend for teens. its for the depressed nature freaks

i am a treemo and proud of it

by fire_spirit September 2, 2006

teem

Generally something or somebody that is extremely (cool). A word used to describe somebody who has (fantastic) features, both physically and mentally. This person would be admired for being at the (apex) of a group or society. Chuck Norris falls into this category.

Chuck Norris is soooooooo Teem!!!

or

That dude is so damn cool, man, he's cooler than being cool, he's Teem!!

or

I really want that, it's really Teem

or

That party was so fucking Teem!!

by Frogstomp March 23, 2007

telemundo, baby!

An exclamation of excitement, usually in regards to totally caliente chicks. Also used to describe a feeling of optimism and general well being. See psyched, def. 1. This expression reflects the overall impression of the Telemundo network, colored with images of ravishing, curvacious girls, jovial gamesters, voguing MCs and adrenaline-fueled action. The expression was brought to national attention on ABC's short-lived but entertaining television series Maximum Bob (1998). In one episode Bob Gibbs (portrayed by Beau Bridges) is happy that things are going his way. He is elated, and feeling great. He beams, "Telemundo, baby!" Used in the same vein as the Austin Powers' exclamation: "Yeah, baby!"

Upon seeing the pole dancers slide and flex their bodies in rhythm to the pulsing orgasmic sounds, Ron pulled out a twenty dollar bill, guzzled his beer and yelled "Telemundo, baby!"

by Nick Estes February 14, 2006

treeman

A man who became known as 'Treeman' after a disease left him with warty branch-like growths for hands and feet, is receiving treatment in a hospital in US and is getting better and better.

Human treeman stops turning into a tree.

by ANTI-Charlotte January 16, 2009