Timejack

The act of telling someone, who is perpetually late, that something starts sooner than it actually does so they will be on time.

Boss: Will Katie be on time for our 11am meeting?
Employee: Yeah. I totally timejacked her. I told her it was at 10:30.

by catlady82 May 17, 2015

time to fap

1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.

Guy1: Look at this sexy pic dude!

Guy2: Time to fap...

by DjDayTroll April 27, 2014

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

Daylight savings time

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

Bean Time

10:40

What time is it?
It's Bean Time!

by Professor PP May 6, 2020

daylight wasting time

a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year

I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting all my clocks, at least the time on my cell phone resets itself automatically.

by Michael_Hunt March 7, 2009

Tulip Time

An annual spring celebration in the quaint city of Holland, Michigan. Flocked to by asian tourists and creepy old men in order to watch high school girls prance around in authentic dutch garb.

It's Tulip Time! Let's go downtown and get elephant ears and watch your hot sister dutch dance.

by yeasayerrr December 31, 2010