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Tiger Woods List 

A list that married men keep in their head, of hot women that they want to bang on the side and pay hush money to.
Wow she is so fine, she is on my Tiger Woods List.
Tiger Woods List by Casey Black February 24, 2010

Tiger Woods' wife mad

Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.
man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.
Tiger Woods' wife mad by Sigmanu84 January 27, 2010

Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge 

The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.
-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"

-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."

-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."

tiger woods in the sack 

Previously known as someone who is good in bed. More recently refers to many different women all having "Tiger Woods" in their sacks.
Porn Star 1) I heard you screaming last night, he must have a been a tiger in the sack.
Porn Star 2) No, actually it was just Tiger Woods in the sack last night.
Porn Star 3) He was in my sack last night.............
Porn Star 4) He was in my sack the night before last............
Porn Star 5)....................
tiger woods in the sack by Ardelis88 December 15, 2009

Tiger Woods effect 

This effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that Tiger Woods is playing in the next tournament. After they hear this they all get worried and shit themselves.
Bob: "When I got onto the golf course today and saw Tiger the Tiger Woods effect hit me. Did hit you too?"

John: "Of course it did it is Tiger Woods."

Tiger Woods Syndrome 

A state in which paranoid wives constantly worry that their "nice guy" husbands are secretly cheating on them every time they leave the house.
When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!
Tiger Woods Syndrome by Jill4795 December 16, 2009