Thwarping

The act of Shaving ones testicle hair with a large or rusted battle axe or slappin yo" baby maker with a roasted corn dog

(Man1)Dude my nuts ache

(Man2)... why

(Man1) i was Thwarping

(Man2) With the dog or the axe

(Man1) fuck man both

by Thwarp mastar April 10, 2008

trackingmypackage

When a girl really wants you to fuck her

Helen has been trackingmypackage for weeks now, think i will fuck her on my birthday

( said all Brooklynish in one word like Feggetaboutit)

by Eddie O Spaghetti O February 4, 2009

twalking

The art of being able to twerk while walking

She wasn't twerking, she was twalking

by taterxwedge75 March 4, 2015

tobacking

The act of grinding ones genitals against an unwilling participant until orgasm.

Stacy wouldn't give it up on our date, so I tobacked her in the back seat of my car.

Mike got arrested for tobacking Jane at the park.

by metalgearkirby November 1, 2017

tacking

Driving a car excessively fast, usually on a country road.

I was tacking down Sherwood Road just before I got pulled over by a cop. Can you believe they searched my car?

by mikwat May 16, 2004

thwalking

The ability and willingness to think and walk simultaneously in an orderly manner. An essential skill for the noble and humble.

When l go thwalking, l think and walk in a orderly manner.

by Mick Knucklehead January 4, 2016

Twakking

The act of twisting or tweaking your own nipples while expressing disdain or condescending others. In order to deal with a condescending person, one might assume they are 'twakking' and have an easier time dealing with the snobbishness.

Man, Jak keeps whining that we can't keep up with him! He's been twakking like this for hours!

by furrius October 16, 2011