thund

Slang word for a porn video/sex tape in Malayalam.

Anjaliyum Shyamum thammilulla thund video leak aayi internet motham parakkunnund

(sex tape between Anjali & Shyam is leaked and is spreading all over the internet)

by Malayalam Lexicographer February 18, 2022

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Brazilian Thunder

The sexual act of, before finishing, finding the light switch (or any light source) and rapidly turning it on and off while screaming and attacking your partner; and then cuming in their eyes while simultaneously turning the light source off and creating and audible thunder like sound.

"brought a girl back to my hotel last night and there was a power outage, so I gave her the old Brazilian thunder without touching a switch."

by RickGoldfield and FrankGuitar October 7, 2019

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thanos

thanos shows up in a few movies. thanos is that fat grape you see in avengers 1 and 3, and is mentioned in avengers 2 by thor at the end of the movie. he has six children, the only names i can remember are Gamora, Nebula, and Ebony Maw. by children i mean kidnapping victims. oh yeah thanos killed like 871473832271472741284278 people in avengers 3. oh yeah, i forgot that he was in the post credit scene of the avengers 2, he got his retarded shiny yellow glove while saying fInE, iLl Do It MySeLf. thanos apparently thinks that genocide is good and thinks its his turn to play with the infinity stones, which are the power stone, time stone, space stone, soul stone, mind stone,

thanos: i willz killz half of zee universe
gamora: no
GAMORA WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
thanos: me hav infajsdnuiity stons
thor: u dei 4 dat
thanso; u shpsjudve gooneee for da head
871473832271472741284277 PEOPLE WERE KICKED FROM CHAT
petr: i dont feel so good
petr WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
nebula: he dod at
thanos: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 XDXDXDXDXDXD

by NicholasTheAverageHuman November 29, 2018

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cock-juggling thunder cunt

(n.) A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina, assuming he had a vagina and was prone to acts of vaginal hygiene, and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

*VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Cock-jugglling thunder cunt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. See below example with this thing (*) by it. Asterisk, that's it.

#1:
Eric: Can I have a blowjob?
Suzy: No.
Eric: (sighs) Can I please have a blowjob?
Suzy: Still no.
(Here Suzy represents a cock-juggling thunder cunt)

#2*:
Lawyer: Not only have a proven that although Mrs. Johnson was in Canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a COCK-JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! I rest my case.

by Jason Kellerman September 11, 2008

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