thundercock

A guy that is a douche but doesn't know it, while hitting on three girls or more girls all involved in the same cliche.

Just look at your local douches and your most likely to find a thundercock in that group.

by nails of a wolverine June 3, 2009

Tittoes Thunderfuck

Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.

Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.

by Barry Mastrocockslap January 11, 2009

Thunderfuck

Pronunciation: thuhn-der-fuhk
Function: Verb

To publicly chastise someone without regard to social convention or political correctness

I will thunderfuck your ass right out of this grocery store, you retarded, douche bag, ass clown.

by shacknerz July 6, 2008

Thundercock

Someone with an enormous membrane. This membrane must be so big, that it causes problems to its partner.

Someone black has a thundercock, by stereotype.

by sexytymeforlife March 12, 2009

thunderfuck

when you fart in a chick's mouth during sexual intercourse.

That ho' sucked, so I gave her a thunderfuck!

by Robby C. May 18, 2006

Thunderfuck

A strain of Marijuana made in the U.S. through experimentation. About a year and a half old. Really fucking expensive though, but great weed and a big hit in the states.

Yo man, I want to get high tonight but have no fucking money, let's go break into Jerry's house and steal some thunderfuck man.

by invisible157 July 5, 2009

alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006