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thunderdunk

when a girl is giving head and the man squeezes her head with his thighs and blows a hard fart in her face,this causes a thunder-like rumble also giving the girl a face full of fecal mist.
this whore was going down on me when i surprised her with a tasty thunderdunk.
by allen powell January 12, 2006
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Thundercunt

Also abbreviated TC...

This term refers to someone who exudes the strength and power women naturally have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if others don't want to admit it).

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. Thunder represented their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power.

Issac Asmiov, Einstein, and Mozart.. what did they have in common? They all were in relationships with a TC of their era. Some in secrecy for they were worried that they would live under their partners shadow if it was revealed.

A couple great science fiction writers have alluded to TCs in post-apocalyptic tales where a great and noble TC is sent outside of the cosmos to bring the human race back to its zenith.
Her intense understanding of the basic truths of life got her to power. Her power rose and with it came the point where people realized what she really was... a thundercunt.

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Girl, you see that chick? Why she so quick, why she so brave, why she so real, why see so TC?
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thunderchicken

Another name for Fords sad excuse for a car, the Thunderbird
Look at that Ford Thunderchicken, it looks almost as gay as my Mustang.
by camaro24 April 18, 2006
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Thunderchucked

When a bearded bass angler swoops in and make meaningless conversations about the fact that he has been using a chartreuse tube all morning while the thought of Angus Young playing guitar race through his head. Then casts exactly where you have been fishing all morning and catches your fish.
Mother fucker! That son of a bitch strolled up and thunderchucked my fish!
by Concerned Angler October 26, 2018
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thundercuntress

n.- In the heirarchy of evi, vicious women this is the ultimate matriarch. The queen bitch, seemingly capable of creating windstorms from sheer will. She possesses the uncanny ability to make everyone in her presence cower at her overwhelmingly awesome power. In most cases, despite everyone hating her existence, she is usually one everyone wants on their side.
"Yeah, Sheila may be a bitch but her mom is a true thundercuntress."
by lousixx August 22, 2012
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Thundercunt

A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.

An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…

- Rosie O’Donnell

- Monique

- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler
Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!

No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!
by thundercuntslopolous June 10, 2016
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Thundercunt

~a word used to describe only the dickiest of people, not to be associated with mcniggas
Hey, can we invite Saskia to your party?

Uh, no she is a sketty thundercunt
by ComebackCunt January 22, 2017
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