thought masturbation

When someone has dumbass thoughts in his head that motivates him while doing nothing about it, usually all those people do is imagine and get pleasure from thinking some bullshit. They like to share those thoughts with their friends and listen to some music/look at images while thinking about it.

Michael's head:

*listens to balkan rap* => I need to move to Serbia !!
*looks for BMW photos on google and listens to german rap* => I need a BMW to prove em all wrong !!
*watches ultimate last minute goals on youtube* => I will become a football coach soon !!
*looks for some 90 days 90kg lost videos on youtube and listens to motivating songs* => tomorrow i start gym !!

Michael: bro, i finally found what I needed in my life..
Djafar. his best friend: Man stfu. i'm tired of your thought masturbation..

by upsetrobbery June 23, 2020

Patented Julie Pull Through

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.

(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

by guysm1ley February 25, 2021

Running through the okra patch

The act of a giving oral sex to a woman while she is seated on an elevated surface, especially a bar counter.

NotARageComic: I heard Bryant McKinnie picked a girl up, put her on the bar and ate her out on the bar and that's overrated?!?

Fred Smooth: We call that running through the okra patch!

by Not that dude June 11, 2013

going through it

feeling sad

"I'm really going through it. Literally everything is hitting me at once. I don't think I can handle It anymore!" said Nadine

by ajshdndnsk February 18, 2019

Thought Wigwam

A meeting held at work to share ideas, a "safe place" in which to do some "blue sky thinking.

hey guys, lets powwow in the thought wigwam with a chai latte

by Dollydollbird July 18, 2011

Thought Criminal

Someone who is guilty of a thought crime, a crime committed by one's thoughts. Thinking differnetly(Outside the box), questioning authority, or owning anti-government literature such as Zeitgeist.

Alex Jones, the documentary filmmaker is a thought criminal

by Danny Glans February 20, 2010

run it through the garden

slang/term used when requesting to include a full host of condiments/pickles/onions/tomatoes /lettuce in your sandwich order.

When asked how he wanted his roast beef sandwich ,Carl responded..."run it through the garden".

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009