Thwrong

When getting dressed, putting your thong on backwards.

When I looked in the mirror I cracked up laughing when I saw I was wearing a thwrong.

by Idontdothongs December 3, 2011

the wrong number

A versatile episode produced by CBeebies. It is from Numberblocks.

I watched The Wrong Number on CBeebies for a prank.

by NoUsernameSelected25 September 29, 2020

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

by I am god March 23, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022