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Theolitical

An amalgamation of the words theology and political. To be used to substitute for political when talking about political correctness when it's concerning religious affairs.
Me: He had pork? I thought he was a jew.

Him: Dude, that's not theolitically correct
Theolitical by crossa923 January 11, 2019

Theoretics 

See Alperson
When using theoretics, this doesn’t make sense

Theological Deistology 

Theological deistology, also deistological theology, is an interdisciplinary field that seeks to unite theology with deistology and deistography, in other words, theological deistology seeks the use of sacred / religious / theological texts, books, articles and registers in order to study the nature of gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms in general, using of deistological methods to analyze them and understand how gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms actually are in practice. Theological deistology usually considers those kinds of texts, books, articles and registers as a form of protodeistography since they were, supposedly, describing the nature of gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms.
"I am going to do a massive study on theological deistology, mainly on understand the nature of gods and see if it would be possible that they lived among humans in the past or not, it might be hard, but it will be really worth on doing it."

Theorotivity Of Waves 

Thetheorativity states that the teorativity will make sure the golden goal will be less frequesnt than the silver cups, but they can not rotate at the same at the same time.
According to the theorotivity of waves, the golden goal should be middle left. Were gonna make bank!!!

theboratical 

something very true, something that looks good, it also means you hate gardens and have fear of the word "hortas"
person 1: hortas.
person 2: im theboratical !! dont say that!!
theboratical by wuppado lol September 9, 2022

Theological Sciences

A more formal, academic discipline that applies scientific and philosophical methodologies to religious doctrine, texts, and experience. It uses historical criticism, linguistics, archaeology, and sociology to study religion as a human phenomenon, while also engaging in systematic theology to build coherent models of the divine. It's the bridge department where a professor might use quantum physics to model the concept of omnipresence one day and carbon-date a Dead Sea Scroll fragment the next.
Example: "His class in Theological Sciences was a trip: Monday was using game theory to model the Council of Nicaea, Wednesday was analyzing prayer-brainwave scans, and Friday was debating if AI could receive sacraments."
Theological Sciences by Abzugal January 30, 2026