A subject that doesn't have anything to do with anything taught by a teacher, but somehow makes perfect sense.
Spanish Teacher: And this particular word was added to the spanish dictionary because....... (five minutes later) and thats how pancakes were made.
Student One: What just happened?
Student Two: We just learned the Espinozian Theorem
Student One: What just happened?
Student Two: We just learned the Espinozian Theorem
by Frost Wolf Kai January 30, 2010
The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses tend to be basic and acceptable, while the unattractiveness of the frames rises with the price.
by TheRubric August 18, 2008
The theory that supports the idea that air has no mass although it has matter, this is shown because buildings don't collapse because of the air above and surrounding it, if air truly did have mass then why aren't we floating because the air should take up the space beneath us and compress to such high levels that it repels us but instead it doesn't so therefore air can only be considered a force due to it's invisible nature similar to that of gravity
by BLUELOCK CULTIST May 30, 2023
The theory that when pooping, you are killing turtles. The butt is the shell, and the turd is the turtle.
by Professor Killaa' February 25, 2015
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a + b = c
a + b = c
(n.) A Theorem which states:
The gayness of one man equals the sum of the man on top of him added to his own; Squared.
The gayness of one man equals the sum of the man on top of him added to his own; Squared.
by Marcus Aurelius November 19, 2004
by Kevin, will, chadd September 21, 2010
The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.
"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 28, 2013