Step-Two

A Step-Two is a beer. Going camping? Set up the camp, step two have a beer. Working on the truck, open the hood and have a step-two.

John: “Tents are up, we’re ready for the night.”

Ron: “Well that means we need a step-two!”

by Rule34foreveryone March 25, 2021

Two Shits

Over exaggeration of not caring.

I don't give two shits about you or your friends.

by Boykin July 14, 2006

Two trucks

Two trucks = having sex

truck 1: honk

truck 2: honkk

truck 1: honk hehe

truck 2: woa- i mean HONKk

two trucks is having sex

by ghostswithen October 19, 2020

Two-Bit

Cheap; of bad quality.

I was expecting a tale of fun and excitement, but instead I listened to a two-bit story about Rick's trip to his grandmother's.

by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005

two minutes

A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.

He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"

She: "Two minutes!"

<ten minutes of makeup application later>

He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"

by PsychoPuppyDad May 18, 2010

two faced

when a person acts a certain way in one place and acts different in another.

john is two faced because he will only talk to me when his friends are around.

by flower December 09, 2003

Two's day

The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?

1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"

by Larry Rat Dance Potter February 27, 2019