The skittler

The most wanted criminal in North Carolina. His primary weapons are skittles and is charged with 26 skittle-related incidents. He was recently caught after doing a drive-by skittle attack on a helpless lady who will be disabled for the rest of her life. He was imprisoned in a supermax prison where he escaped using only a skittle wrapper. He was last seen in Cary armed with a packet of skittles. His catchphrase is "Experience the Rainbow!"

John: I was walking my dog in my neighborhood when I was suddenly pelted with dozens of skittles and hear someone yell "Experience the Rainbow!" I was attacked by the skittler

by Dirymexican80 December 18, 2010

The skill tester

Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.

Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.

by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018

hit the skiis

Cocaine

Yo, what to hit the skiis? Black Diamond Slopes?

by lkjhgvbn February 16, 2017

hit the skirt-skirt

The act of getting in a car and getting the fuck out if there.

We gotta hit the skirt-skirt.

by Dumbass.whales May 11, 2019

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020

Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

take off the skirt

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: take off the dress)

You're too tired to go out? Take off the skirt, dude.

by Faiella December 7, 2007