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Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.
karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!
by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021
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Bloody simba

When you take a bit of blood from the pubic region and give it the Simba from the lion king slash forehead foreplay
She acted up and has a thin cream so it’s the one week I can give her a bloody simba
by The goon March 4, 2025
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Simba

Simba is the nicest most adorable kitten in the world may 28th she's turning 1!!! She is the best pet I could ever have!

Her eyes are a beautiful yellow and green, and she loves to massage people!! Its a shame you idnt adopt her before aI did!
'Simba come here!'
by BirdInABow May 8, 2019
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Simba

when your fingering your girl and she’s on. Remove your fingers and wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba".

After I was done cleaning her pipes, I shot a load on her stomach and gave her a simba.
After starting foreplay my wife forgot to mention she was on her period so I wiped it across her head and said simba
by Smoked flash October 7, 2019
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Simba

When a substantial male penis is becoming erect and exponentially increases in girth and length, raising in the air like how simba is raised in the lion king
"Wow A's dick is really raising he must have a simba "

"Nah man it's not THAT thick, looks like a half simba to me
by 😉🙃😉 January 31, 2018
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Simba

Is a tiny dog and has a big dick
Simba is a tiny dog he has a big dick
by Yopoopydoppy June 1, 2020
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