Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!

by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020

atlantic seahorse

Whilst having sex in a bath, you fuck her doggie style and as you are about to ejaculate you stick your dick up her arse really hard to make her neigh in pain.

Last night I gave my girl the old Atlantic Seahorse, she splashed a bit and I think it went into my mouth.

by Old Kangaroo Cyle September 8, 2014

North Atlantic SeaHorse

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face

Yeah I gave her the North Atlantic SeaHorse last night

by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025

seahorse juice

A mixture of anal secretions and saliva

I hear theres a lot of seahorse juice in prison

by An Ex convict October 4, 2013

Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.

Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.

by Clibbz June 19, 2019

Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.

Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.

by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011