The Patrick Vacuum

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.

Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.

by The Third Guide to Life July 17, 2010

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

The Patrick's

The Patrick's are a group of two of more Patrick's working together in a work place not larger then 100 employees.
"Patrick's" are rare to begin with but together or in three's (extremely rare) are a sisterhood of hilarious outburst, melt downs, and drama.

"I once worked at a car dealership with not just two Patrick's but Three..... oh Boy.... "The Patrick's".... a blessing.
A curse, a dumpster fire... "

by PaddyEvans October 8, 2021

Moriarty the Patriot

also known as one of the best underrated mangas ever.

if you read the manga ur hot and very gay.

random guy: dude have you seen the Moriarty the Patriot anime??? it's so fucking good

another random guy: yeah yeah i know bro but the manga is wayyy better

by justapansexualbitch December 2, 2021

The Patty Crawford

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010

The Patriarchy

Every feminists defense for everything ever, also used as a reason for everything as well.

Guy #1 Guys I have appendicitis I'm in the hospital rn
Crazy feminist: maybe you wouldn't have appendicitis if you didn't support the Patriarchy by being a man!
Guy #1: what the fuck

by Calvinator_lmao September 13, 2022