put her through the mattress

Used in a sexual way. Meaning to take a girl to bed and pound her.

He told her he wanted to put her through the mattress because she was so hot

by mystikspiralx February 19, 2025

Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged

“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.

Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."

by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022

The gang mattress

THE HOE OF THE GANG GANG

Dat hoe IS THE GANG MATTRESS

by GANG GANG LEADER November 4, 2019

set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

by odie74 June 28, 2017

The Real Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

The Real Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

Flip the fucken mattress

When a girl orgasms so hard, it necessitates "flipping the fucken mattress" because of the pool she's left.

Gabe: Yo, was Keia Cole over last night?
Me: Yeah, man, shit got so wild, I had to flip the fucken mattress this morning.

by steingasm May 18, 2011