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SCAB JUICER

1. A term to describe someone who is constant and obsessive about picking scabs on themselves or others. 2. Someone who participates in dangerous activities and continues even though they have suffered numerous injuries. 3. An act that causes a person to become injured, or make existing injuries worse.
1. Jeremy can not be on television in only his speedo. He is a serious scab juicer, and his arms and legs are covered with puss filled, oozing sores.(or,) I do not want Dante making my sandwich. He's been scab juiceing again, and he does not wash his hands. 2. Boy, Jerry is stupid ! He keeps on skating the huge half pipe, but is always falling, and bustin' open his old scabs all over again. What a scab juicer! 3. I don't know,! That roof to roof jump with the two story gap in the middle looks like a huge scab juicer!
by Brittany T April 22, 2008
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head-juicer

a person who likes to juice heads, or has been seen juicing a head
Damn, he's a head-juicer!
by iMilk=♥ January 17, 2009
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Gouch Juicer

Someone who juices the gouch.. the nether regions of the nutsack. an salvates at the thought of the manly juices flowing
Man you know that chick over there is a Gouch Juicer.
by J-8:42 February 26, 2010
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Vagina Juicer

When you stick a straw up a butt, penis, or vagina and suck as hard as possible!!! Just drink that right up! Who knows what might come out! You can do it to a partner or even yourself:O Even try experimenting and try sucking two straws in different people at the same time! Two differnt tastes! Yum yum! Tip: It normally tastes the best during a girl's period.
Guy: Vagina juicer or blow job tonight, babe?
Girl: I'll get the bendy straws! Does that answer your question?
by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011
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kankle juicer

Person whom drinks the foot ulcer seepage from another person with kankles.
The Kankle Juicer isn’t interested in skinny feet!
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Weak Juicer

adjective
1. lacking the ability to drink
2. lacking character or personality
3. person unable to hang at the level of his peers
4. person, usually female, that is the weakest in the pack
1. Rich, Will, and Marcus are weak juicers because they backed out of entering the beer olympics this past Saturday.

2. Haily gets drunk and throws up after two beers because she is a weak juicer.

3. Andrew's new family is causing him to be a weak juicer.
by GB Fertig February 7, 2007
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Anal Juicer

Major insult. 1a. To connect your ass to a juicer and juice your ass.
2. Someone who juices another's anus.
Thomas is such an anal juicer.

I'm gonna be sick. He is using an anal juicer!!!!

HE IS TRYING TO ANAL JUICE HIMSELF!!!!!
by SSgokou9 February 15, 2004
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