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Therapist

What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk
Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him
by C nemur March 17, 2019
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Therapisted

Being tought and couched by a therapist
Omg can you believe? I’m being therapisted by Brendon Urie!!!
by Kaitlyn_Devotee March 13, 2018
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Therapist

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.
by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023
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Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E
I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.
"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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metaphysical therapist

A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023
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A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!
Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023
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