metaphysical therapist

A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 13, 2023
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“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 22, 2023
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Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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Therapist

The Rapist; someone who uses muchausens syndrome the drug children so that when they have passed through childhood development lack of said drug causes a mental disorder to arrise like taking a block out of Jenga.

The rapists entire purpose is social compliance. They reverse objective reality and subjective reality so as to impose their subjective reality is the objective relaing and thereby replace your subjective reality with theirs.
I've been paying my therapist my whole life, I'm never going to get better it seems.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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Therapist

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.
by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 06, 2023
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Therapist

What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk
Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him
by C nemur March 18, 2019
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Therapist

The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.
by UnHomo May 19, 2021
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