mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

by FreakStorm January 9, 2014

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

Mangle

To yeet

Guy 1: aw man I just mangled my friend’s sunglasses
Guy 2: aw yeet
Guy 3: *high pitch screaming*

by Mrs. Cratchit December 8, 2018

Mangles

A disease you contract from rubbing your genitals or any private bodily opening on a dirty floor, street or surface

She slid across the floor naked and rubbed her pussy on the dirty floor, she got mangles from it, that sucks!

by noonemournsthechile12 March 15, 2025

Morality Mangled

To get beaten horribly for something that is done that a large majority of the community views as completely and utterly immoral and disgusting

Man those nasty bitches who did cup chicks should be morality mangled.

by Tha Whisper King January 29, 2008

mangled hangry

Typically a person who gets not only hangry, but easily offended by talking to them like how "men talk to other men". Hence the mangled term. After confirming the other person is officially hangry... Only men strike with head on samurai precision for the kill. Thus, being left "mangled" by another man's low blow insult. instantly, increasing the emotional distraughtness from hangry to leveled up "mangled hangry" or leveled down how ever your perception views it. Being a victim of someone hangry treating you like shit. Easily 1up by insulting the hungry son of a bitch with your savory taste of cut-throat insult comedy. Good luck and happy cut throating.

"That jerk, Mike is mad at me because I ate his snickers candy bar". Son of bitch just lightweight snapped at me. But I bluntly told him a joke about his ugly wife.that just made him pissed off to a point he felt like his soul was ripped out of body and left "mangled hangry".

by asshole rick December 7, 2019

Mangle

Someone who gets around but is ugly

Larissa is a massive mangle

by Googledairy12e November 6, 2018