The Chris Incident is when you're a 19 and retarded at the same time talking to an 8th grader online
by 00nova November 3, 2023
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It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.
Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.
It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.
Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.
by WWW.COMPASS June 12, 2023
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Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018
Get the The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992 mug.The trees turned out to be just trees. In the Taylor Swift fandom, February 25th and 26th will forever be marked as the series of days we all went a little bit more insane.
The great palm tree incident of 2019 has offered Miss Swift enough material to laugh at us for weeks. The end.
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Get the The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident mug.In the year of 2019 also known as the second year of the pre Ethan era (pee for short) the gang were playing some pubg. They threw sand clod at each other and Scott and Devin got into a fight about if an sand clod hit him or not. After two minutes define faggot ass left so zach, being a great person sent Devin a picture of a sand clod and a baby crying. Then Devin showing his great respect for life replied "you should seriously consider killing yourself." He then got back in the call 10 minutes later because he has no shame. Shout out to Devin and Zach to losing to opens btw.
by Ibryoboi August 20, 2022
Get the The great kill yourself incident of 2019 mug.On February 26th 2025, The instagram algorithm was showing people a large amount of gore videos and other evil content out of nowhere. Some blame hackers, but some believe that it was a protest by the moderation team.
This dogone The Instagram February 26th incident sure does make me a little mad. They keep showing me these dadgum gore videos and pornography.
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