offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

by willbchou January 2, 2012

Offensive Rebound

After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.

Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?

Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!

Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!

by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009

triangle offense

a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.

"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"

by C.Mo January 12, 2008

Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.

The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.

by Kopernikus November 7, 2010

Offense-Defense

The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)

Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

soft and offensive

You should know, it's just like you

soft and offensive, just like you.

by dattt boiiii June 6, 2017

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012