texan tussler

(n): A person who fills their friend's occupied sleeping bag with raw hot dogs.

"Don't be a Texan Tussler, Jimmie! He never deserved it!"

texan tussler by Sarah2376 May 30, 2016

Texan Taco 

during a threesome (with 2 chicks and one guy)
the guy defecates on a pillow, ejaculates on it and throws it at one of the chicks.

"Sarah, Stephanie and I had an amazing Texan Taco Last night.

Texan Taco by MastaBalls July 18, 2009

Texan Drill Bit 

A sexual act that involves a male penetrating a female butt while it is full of Shit. Usually done in a circular way. This takes the name of Texan Drill Bit because when a drill bit is digging, it does so while spinning and converting the soil to mud. Not very widespread Most Common in urban Texas, Tennessee, and Arizona.

Steve: Hey man why are you walking all funny like that.
Tom: Haley and I tried the Texan Drill Bit last night.
Steve: Oh yeah its gonna sting for a couple of Months.
Tom: Try telling that to Haley. She'll shit sideways weeks.

Texan Drill Bit by rednecktxn October 4, 2010

Texan Meatloaf 

A Texan Meatloaf is when, you nut in an open wound, then burn it shut.

Carl: duuude i gave my wife a Texan Meatloaf

Texan Meatloaf by Yeekin February 24, 2018

Texan basement gremlin 

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Watch out when your at seth's place I think there might be a Texan basement gremlin in his house

Texan basement gremlin by One single yike September 18, 2020

texan snot rocket

The act of shotting snot form your noes into the girls vagina during sex

"I gave her a texan snot rocket last week."

texan snot rocket by Zach w September 24, 2006

Texan Strawjob 

the act of taking a diarrhea dump on a mans boner then sucking it up with a straw.

guy 1: dude my girlfriend gave me a texan strawjob last night!

guy2: what the fuck did she eat??

Texan Strawjob by strawjobber 1 January 17, 2011