tettas

meaning boobs or tits. The physical feature, trait that is located on women and mens chest.

Her tettas are big.

by sir isac huwing April 19, 2014

tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.

Dude! What is that tattastrophe on your neck?

by md278 September 10, 2011

Tentacle time

Tentacle time is used to descirbe the activity of a sailor "experimenting" with tentacles of an octopus or a squid it was first used in Scotland when a sailor said on live TV "tentacle time"

Right it's tentacle time

by Archie Tartan March 1, 2019

TentaCoolG

A Player that is good at pretty much any game they play

He's destroying everyone... "Must be TentaCoolG"

by TravisScott from Fortnite September 29, 2020

Tentamen

Tentamen is the a test in the norwegian school system. it is the defenition of hell, although you do get to drink chocolate milk.

"Hey man we have tentamen today."
"Fuck man that sucks."

by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

the tentacles run deep

Used to express the deep web of plots and conspiracies concocted by "Antifa". Primarily used by old men on the internet, master sleuths, and people who are not on Twitter.

I am about to drop another Antifa bombshell. Their crimes know no bounds. It's all connected to Soros money. The tentacles run deep.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021