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Testosticide

Testosterone induced social suicide in a male.
When a male says something around women that is only appropriate for him to say around other men.
True testosticide will usually result in the surrounding women presenting cold shoulders, giving verbal abuse, or giving physical abuse.
Sam committed testosticide by accidentally blurting out "wow, look at that rack!" while standing with a large group of reserved women and feminists.
by Dennis Wormald October 10, 2007
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Testosterollercoaster

A woman who whips up a man's emotions or virility so much that his hormones are speeding along at 200mph. At a G force of 50.
Testosterollercoaster.
by WitchywooWillow June 30, 2011
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Testipic

A picture of your testicles electronically transferred to another individual typically via text message.
She kept asking me for pictures and I didn't want to send a cliche dick pic so I sent her a testipic instead.
by CharlieWhiskeyFoxtrot October 11, 2018
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Teslaturding

A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.
A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019
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harkness test

The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.

If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.

*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.

Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
by imsorrymom July 20, 2019
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Pacer test

“We have to do the fucking pacer test today”
“I’m going to kill myself
by Badbitch712 April 14, 2018
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Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!
by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
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