circus tent

when a guy gets a boner and his boxers stand out like a circus tent does becasue of the pole holding it up thru the center

i can see that guy's circus tent

by manda March 18, 2004

Awkward Tent

A sign formed by holding arms above head in a vague tent shape. The Awkward Tent is where you go to hide when things get awkward. Inside is the Good Story Basket.

In the Awkward Tent, Sam cries "Don't look at me!!"

by Legit December 15, 2005

fixing the tent

To "fool around" or interact with in a sexual way.

I heard you two fixing the tent last night.

by DJKham July 10, 2006

pitching a tent

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

by tent picther May 7, 2010

pants tent

The extra material around the crotch of a pair of pants that bunches up when the wearer sits down, making it seem as if he (or she?) is having an erection.

I wasn't excited, it was the pants tent!

by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

jerk tent

A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.

Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business

I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.

by biglerm April 22, 2011