teefs

n. pl.

1. What yur grill is made up of. (See also teef; toofs.)

2. One of a set of hard, bonelike structures rooted in sockets in the jaws of hood residents.

3. Used for biting / chewing food or as a means of attack or defense.

That chicken head teefs get in the way.

by Matt Hoyt February 18, 2004

teenslang.com

A website referred to in episode 18 of season 4 of the cancelled sitcom George Lopez. It is suggested to be a website much like urbandictionary.com, but if you go to such an address now, it takes you to a explicit webcam site.

George: "Carmen, you promised us you weren't gonna have sex!"

Carmen: "Dad, I was doing Jason's laundry!"

George (to Angie): "When we go home, we're gonna go to teenslang.com and find out what the hell this term 'doing laundry' means."

by GuyWhoDoesLaundry;) November 4, 2012

teesnord

A human being that is obscene, obese, and consumes all resources in the planet.

(also a failure of a music producer)

Guys, Teesnord is so bad...he just ate an entire refrigerator niBBa.

by Gobnord May 30, 2018

Teekin

A kid who is friends with some of the weirdest kids ever. If he see's somebody and starts to like them he will most likely stay that way. Teekin is always a good person to hang out with(even if he sleeps in forever) never dis a teekin because his friends will f*** you up

Teekin has a friend nicknamed the moist man

by That Meme Guy July 11, 2019

drip teensy

A literal menace to society. A goat also. Very hot and drippy.

Wow! Look at drip teensy! (said every girl)

by goatifieda April 24, 2021

torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

by Androecium February 13, 2014

busted tees

A t-shirt company advertising on Urban Dictionary. The slogans on the shirts are silly, but it is worth noting that they are SUPPOSED to be. They might as well make a shirt that says:

"I know this shirt is stupid, you don't have to tell me".

Apparently lots of people don't like the shirts at all. See example:

Jim: Hey Joe, where did you get that silly silly shirt?
Joe: From busted tees, a website advertised on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: oh! What's Urban Dictionary?
Joe: It's this website that has definitions of the parts of language not found in real dictionaries, or, "slang".
Jim: That's stupid, so is your shirt.
Joe: yeah, that's the point, dickwad.
Jim: What does "dickwad" mean?
Joe: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by dougdougdoug September 2, 2007