teddy dick

When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.

Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.

by collmen188 February 18, 2015

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Tellytubbies

The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.

Oh shit lads the tellytubbies are fucked up

by suckmyweewee August 14, 2016

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Teddy Ruxpin

Animatronic toy from the 80s made by Worlds of Wonder. Plays special animated cassette tapes in his back. Can be paired with another animatronic toy named Grubby, who is an octopede. Teddy Ruxpin is very nice and loves to go on adventures with his friends all of Grundo!

Hey, i heard you just got a Teddy Ruxpin off of eBay

by Sidewalk Surfboard May 26, 2019

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Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011

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