bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.

"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"

by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010

Sandwich technology school

Horrid! Seagulls every where and the shit on you 24/7 and everyone stinks like weed. Jake birtwell is so small even a year 3 is taller then him. Holly porter is a poo face as well.

Random: have you heard of sandwich technology school

Random 2: yh it’s where the annoying people go

by Hdhdnjdndnsndjjsjf February 8, 2020

Food Technology Class

A class that you mess around with food and you get yelled by the teacher

Dillon: I got yelled by the teacher during Food Technology Class
Jeffrey: me too

by derpythincow February 25, 2021

Butterface Technology

Technology like make-up or photo filters to enhance the appearance of someone who is not attractive without it.

I've been talking with this cute chick online and we decided to meet up. That's when I realized she catfished me using butterface technology!

by advfreak August 7, 2023

Wembley high technology college

Every kid who went here hates it but they're all better then the rest. We all hate our life but at least we're smart

"I'm from Wembley high technology college and therefore better then you"

by Fuckeverythingandyourmother October 21, 2020

Technology Tag

When two people constantly miss each others phone calls, emails or text messages.

Why are we playing Technology Tag today. I called you and missed your call. I texted you and missed your return text and emailed you and you have not responded.

by charles allen March 15, 2008

The University of Advancing Technology

A college filled with tech nuts, geeks, nerds, and all the like.
A place where HACKER is a good thing, and buffering is a swear word.

Dorms are filled with computers and soda.
Nerf wars erupt campus wide, some guns drawing blood in a single dart blow.

The grass in green somehow, even in the scorching Arizona heat.

Just down the road from ASU (spits on asu)

Soon the parking lot will be alive.
Cars with neon shall replace the countless racks of bikes.

Techy 1: "You seen the computers at uat?"
Techy 2: "Yea their... like... crazy!"
Techy 1: "Some of the dorms have like 15 computers each!"
Techy 2: "Yea and The University of Advancing Technology has the best there is for their classrooms with their new government funding."

by starg8man June 18, 2011