technotrad

- Hip techno stylizings of Le Group Swing!
- The hybrid fusion of the mandolin and fiddle to create a mind blowing musical experience!
- Undisputedly will keep you stomping, swinging and crying throughout the 2 minute performance.

Swing indisputably has you swinging, dancing and stomping your feet as soon as you can hear the very first bars of technotrad which bring back the good old kitchen partys of yesteryear. La vie comme ça, where sampling and scratching are combined to the fiddle and the mandolin, make for a remarkable mix.

by Ian McGuire May 13, 2005

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

Technard

Someone that is a "Technical Retard" when it comes to operating digital technology.

Someone who is a Technard struggles or can't operate digital devices. eg A computer including internet, mobile phone, CD player, VCR player, DVD player, iphone, itouch, ipad, photocopier, scanner or microwave to name a few digital devices.

by Matthew David Morrison May 23, 2010

Technofart

A tech-savvy old fart (or person over 40)

My mum said roflmao tbe other day... What a technofart

by Pheelion August 22, 2010

techtarded

Being incapable of managing modern technology.

Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...

by jeffstra July 31, 2011

techno-tard

A person who is technically challenged.
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter

"How do u send a file?- im such a techno-tard!"

by Holly July 29, 2003

Techtard

To be technologically challenged. Someone who is unskilled in the use of technology.

My fiancee doesn't know how to use her phone. She is a techtard.

My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.

by Mazkal January 20, 2012