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Technoblade

A god amongst men who has now moved on to conquer god and his land.
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The Technoblade Effect

Sounding way older than you actually are.
Boffy sounds like a 30 year old guy because he has the technoblade effect
by ReRetard664 May 17, 2020
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technofucked

A situation where various high technology devices simultaneously fail and are rendered useless.
Immediately after his internet connection dropped, Joe noticed that his cell phone didn't have a signal and the battery in his PDA would not hold a charge. He knew right away that he was technofucked.

Bob was so thoroghly technofucked that he wondered if a giant meteor had just crashed into Earth, thus terminating all electronic communications worldwide.

With no cell towers in the area, Jay was completely technofucked when his GPS system crashed as he was driving in a rural, unfamiliar part of the county.

The I.T. geek was explaining the problem in a complex, technical manner when I interrupted and exclaimed, "I'm technofucked!".

Frustrated after a few minutes of being technofucked, Scott wondered if this was how life felt in the 1950's.

Lea never enjoys camping trips in the wilderness because she rejects the idea of being voluntarily technofucked.

After just a few minutes at his grandmother's home, he was overcome with depression as the grim reality of not having wi-fi, cable TV, or air conditioning left him incredibly technofucked.
by Buzz Writeyear January 25, 2008
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Technoblade

A Minecraft youtuber with over 1.6M subs. He is well known for being a great PVPer.

Achievements:

-Won Minecraft Monday 4 times
-Got a 1400 Bedwars win-streak on Hypixel
-Beat Hypixel in a duel

-Got on the Hypixel Skywars leaderboards
i dont know how to use it in a sentence:im
just saying random stuff here
technoblade
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Technoblade

Subcribe to Technoblade
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Technoblade has left the game
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Technoblade

Person 1: Which god do you obbey?
Person 2: Technoblade
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Technoblade

the best minecraft pvp man. blood for the blood god. yes technoblade also means blood god. he always gets em.
nerd: OH NOO TECHNOBLADE IS AFTER ME technoblade: YEAH GET EM
nerd: *instantly gets obliterated by technoblade* technoblade: nerd
by P_Technoblade April 22, 2020
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