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technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.
Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.
by cgoodric August 13, 2012
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Technical Nude

When you get a picture that's seductive enough to jerk it to but not actually a nude.
Just got half a nipple from Katie mother fucking Cooper. Technical Nude!
by Okibum18 August 17, 2016
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Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality

You can be Racist but on a Technicality. If you are Intellectually Smart enough, you can get out of any situation, wherein you are accused of being Racist. You can use Race-Pity as a Reason but not alone, as in, you cannot say " THIS IS RACE PITY IM NOT RACIST" but you can still use it if you are Smart enough, I won't explain more because only Smart People should Understood.
Thats not being racist, its Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality
by NotJunhaISwear June 13, 2021
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technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.
Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.
by RaymondKing June 10, 2011
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And this is the technical term

Used before mentioning something you know you should say in a formal way, but choose not to.
If big tech CEOs actually want to make their products more useful and enjoyable, they need to - and this is the technical term - get their shit together.
by Keeper of 2s June 17, 2023
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Technically Legal

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.
by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012
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technical malfunction

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity
My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting
by Swanno December 20, 2013
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