Offence-Tantrum

The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.

"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."

by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015

tinker tantrum

To throw an absolute fit, especially when pixie dust is involved...... That Tink threw a Tinker tantrum.

Bitchfit crazy woman she's lost her mindCray Cray threw a tinker tantrum

by Hammerclap January 16, 2016

Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum

Going absolutely banana-bat-shit crazy when taking paper towels and they won't tear along the perforations properly... having recently consumed spiced rum does not aid in the tearing.

"Woah, see that chick losing her shit, she totally just threw a massive Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum... she must be drinking spiced rum..."

by J-LO 86 June 19, 2014

trumper tantrum

The hissy fit rich people trough when their money can't buy them something.

He had a trumper tantrum after losing the primary.
He had a trumper tantrum after losing the convention.

That @ss hat is having a trumper tantrum because his money can't buy him respect.

by [e-mail] June 10, 2016

Taco Tantrum

An unnecessary tantrum of epic proportions over something that is insignificant, such as somebody fingering your taco; although the person cannot understand why other don’t share their rage. Also known as "Taco Meltdown."

Amber: Michael flipped the fuck out when the puta at Toca Bell touched his taco with that hand she was just handling cash.

Spec: That's gross...but did he really need to have a Taco Tantrum.

by Ararrahra January 4, 2010

Temper tantrum policing

First her mother heard the hitting, then the crying, then the screaming to her mother for help and running to her, then telling their father to kick his ass for that.

The girl thought the world should be one giant intervention stage for temper tantrum policing, just like at home when she was a kid, even if it meant the police shooting some mentally ill guy, as long as she felt safe, nobody else mattered but her, just like her mother taught her.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Trumper-tantrum

When an adult acts like a child because they didn't get their way.

President Trump through a trumper-tantrum when Democratic house leaders stood up to him

by Azbycxdw December 11, 2018