Syrup tapper Share definition Flag Someone who sticks a pine cone in their ass and masturbates. Yo, that dude Josh? He's a real syrup tapper. That fool smells like the Pine Sol lady combined with Greek wine. Syrup tapper by Sr. Danger November 25, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Syrup tapper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch