shitfaced

to get drunk off your ass

I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung

by Greg August 22, 2003

Shitflick

A term used to describe a very bad movie you just shelled out $8+ to see and was severely disappointed in it. A true dud movie.

Man, Ghost Ship was a Shitflick! It shouldn't have even beem made!

by James March 29, 2003

Shitfuck

1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.

Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.

by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011

Shitfart Separator

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts

I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008

shitforbrains

common lexicon for someone who demonstrates a complete lack of intelligence or savoir faire ...

hey shitforbrains ... your drooling has extinguished the joint ...

by duckboy December 23, 2007

shitfuckdamn

A very handy word; rolls right off the tongue. Usually said when something is dropped, when personal injury is inflicted, or no other obscene phrase will fit.

1. --After dropping purse and spilling contents-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

2. --After stubbing toe in the middle of the night-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

3. --After becoming pissed off and having nothing else to say-- "Shitfuckdamn!"

by Cu2Au April 23, 2006

Shitflip

A shitflip is to attempt to kickflip or heelflip or any other flip but have the board completely fly away from you when you kick thus causing embarrassment and making you look like a total dork.
We've all done shit flips. :D

Skater 1: "Duuuuuude check out this sweet quad kickflip."

Skater 2: 'Yeah right, lets see it."

Skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-

Skater 3: "wow what a loser."

Skater 2: "yeah i know right, that was a total shitflip."

by ccchhhrriiisss January 11, 2008